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Can't Please 'Em All

General Chaos

Release Date: May 08, 2026

Can't Please 'Em All
Tracks
1: You Proved Nothing
2: The Idiots Have Taken Over
3: Zipco
4: Busted
5: Bon À Rien
6: 200 Yards
7: No Bullshit
8: 65 Cadillac
9: Stupid
10: Trust Anyone
11: El Bato
12: Junkie Territory
13: Wilder Days

Can't Please 'Em All

General Chaos

Release Date: May 08, 2026

Tracks
1: You Proved Nothing
2: The Idiots Have Taken Over
3: Zipco
4: Busted
5: Bon À Rien
6: 200 Yards
7: No Bullshit
8: 65 Cadillac
9: Stupid
10: Trust Anyone
11: El Bato
12: Junkie Territory
13: Wilder Days
Can't Please 'Em All Coming May 8th!
Listen to Busted Now!
Limited-edition vinyl here!

General Chaos come out of a city that raised The Nils, The Asexuals, Planet Smashers, Banlieue Rouge, and The Sainte Catherines; bands that kept Quebec punk loud and self-sufficient through decades of change. That lineage runs through “Can't Please 'Em All” naturally. It is not retro. It is muscle memory. The trio first drew wider attention when La Presse profiled them under the headline “Quand le punk carbure au Kool-Aid,” which translates to “When punk runs on Kool-Aid.” The piece captured a generational handoff in real time. Teenagers jamming Ramones at lunch. Sugar before soundcheck. Older punks watching from the back of the room and realizing the genre was not aging out. Across Can’t Please ’Em All, General Chaos tackle political polarization, consumer culture, straight edge conviction, and generational frustration with direct, unfiltered writing. “Busted” is the first shot. “This album is way better than the last one,” says frontman Constantin Blondy. Half joke. Full confidence. “Busted” is out now. Can’t Please ’Em All arrives May 8 via Stomp Records.
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